10 Things to do in a Small Cumbrian Town (TUES 23RD NOV - SAT 11TH DEC 2021)

10 things? To be fair, that might be a struggle...  







"When you tell people you live in Cumbria, they expect you to live in some grand manor house on the side of the lake… I live above a kebab shop in Penrith - with me Nana"

A one-woman comedy drama writtern and performed by Hannah Sowerby. 


All Jodie wants to do is kiss a woman, but the only one available in Penrith seems to be her friend’s Mam…19-year-old Jodie hasn’t gone to Uni like most of her friends, but has instead been forced into taking a job shelf stacking by her very sweary Nana.


Join Jodie as she attends therapy with her shit, but hot, counsellor; bumps into everyone she’s ever met in the local supermarket and is repeatedly invited to a very strange man’s static caravan…

BOOK TICKETS HERE : 10 Things To Do in a Small Cumbrian Town | Alphabetti (alphabettitheatre.co.uk)

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